things i miss about america: the list

1. people regularly wear deodorant.
2. the ketchup is not sweet.
3. the toilets flush, for the most part.
4. air-conditioning.
5. sam adams, and leinenkugels, and even oberon.
6. single-faucet sinks.
7. reasonable water temperatures.
8. real mayonnaise, not miracle whip.
9. fresh vegetables.
10. my car, and driving.
11. cooking.
12. good coffee.
13. credit unions.
14. fresh water.
15. american dollar bills.